MERE HEALING

Sign of the times.

This explains a lot.

Why I am a consultant...

We're supposed to move up the food chain as we grow older and more experienced in business.

What we realize is that as we grow older, all that changes are the titles that we apply to our existence.

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Just pour your heart (or head) out, then shake the Dr. Freud Therapy Ball to reveal what the world’s most famous psychoanalyst has got to say.

It's Literacy Month! Thank a tree!

I was wondering the same thing.

 
 

Why I hate going to parties now that I don't drink.

Funny... in a sad sort of way.

By Steve Kelley.

Used with permission.

Thanks, Steve!

Perspective is everything.

 

Cat Lassie to the rescue! (maybe)

Why was Lassie made with a dog rather than a cat? Because Timmy would have died in the first episode otherwise.

A hymn for atheists. No, really.

Steve Martin sings with the Steep Canyon Riders. Breath-taking. And hysterical.

Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
Havah Nagilah is for the Jews, (for the Jews)
Baptists have their rock of ages, (rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is Risen,
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,
There’s no good news,
They’ll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs they have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.

The “he” is always lowercase.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
But they do have Sundays Free.

Some folks sing - they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the book of scrolls,
Numerologists count - they count to seven, (count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.

For atheists, there's no good news.

They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs they have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.

The “he” is always lowercase.

Atheists - Atheists - Atheists

Don't Have No Songs.

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Havah Nagilah is for the Jews,
Baptists have their rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Catholics dress up for mass
and listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists, just take a pass
watch football in their underpants.

Watch Football in Their Underpants

Atheists - Atheists - Atheists

Don't have no songs.

Don't Have No Songs.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
But they do have Sundays Free.

Some folks sing - they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the book of scrolls,
Numerologists count - they count to seven, (count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.

For atheists, there's no good news.

They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs they have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.

The “he” is always lowercase.

Atheists - Atheists - Atheists

Don't Have No Songs.

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Havah Nagilah is for the Jews,
Baptists have their rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Catholics dress up for mass
and listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists, just take a pass
watch football in their underpants.

Watch Football in Their Underpants

Atheists - Atheists - Atheists

Don't have no songs.

Don't Have No Songs.

Heh. Sad but true.

John Deering

Creators Syndicate

A litle perspective.

Steve Kelley, New Orleans Times-Picayune

Used with permission.

Thanks, Steve!

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Michael Ramirez

Creators Syndicate

One would think...

 

Bob Gorrell

Creators Syndicate.

Everybody dance!

Doesn't get much better than this. Lady GaGa, eat your juvenile little heart out.

Sunday a.m. at SBUX...

and this just seems to fit.

 

 

When a picture has the last word.

Steve Breen, San Diego Union-Tribune

Used with permission.

Thanks, Steve!

Enjoy.